A recent article reported that researchers have discovered that horses can count.
When the Three Amigos heard about that, AJ thought:
“ Those humans …it has only taken them thousands of years to figure that out. Don't they realize that when they bring us three carrots and they only give us two. We know there is a third carrot.
“ And that is not all we know....Let me tell you some secrets about other stuff that humans don’t know about.
The Price Of Gas
“ We know the price of gas. Blair says all he needs two flacks of hay and he has a full tank!
How To Drive
“ And we know how to drives. Inspiration says that Blair drives…he drives us all crazy with his jokes.
Two Languages
“ And we know two languages: horse talk and human talk. Although sometimes we pretend that we don’t understand human talk. Blair says he knows squirrel, cause he talked to a squirril one day. But Inspiration and I think the squirrel like Balir because he thought that Blair was nuts ( ha ha!).
Shhhhh!
“Anyways, keep all this secret between you and I. We don’t want our caretakers to think we are too smart. Besides, we got a good deal going here. How many creatures do you know have humans bringing them breakfast in bed every morning!”
When the Three Amigos heard about that, AJ thought:
“ Those humans …it has only taken them thousands of years to figure that out. Don't they realize that when they bring us three carrots and they only give us two. We know there is a third carrot.
“ And that is not all we know....Let me tell you some secrets about other stuff that humans don’t know about.
The Price Of Gas
“ We know the price of gas. Blair says all he needs two flacks of hay and he has a full tank!
How To Drive
“ And we know how to drives. Inspiration says that Blair drives…he drives us all crazy with his jokes.
Two Languages
“ And we know two languages: horse talk and human talk. Although sometimes we pretend that we don’t understand human talk. Blair says he knows squirrel, cause he talked to a squirril one day. But Inspiration and I think the squirrel like Balir because he thought that Blair was nuts ( ha ha!).
Shhhhh!
“Anyways, keep all this secret between you and I. We don’t want our caretakers to think we are too smart. Besides, we got a good deal going here. How many creatures do you know have humans bringing them breakfast in bed every morning!”
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